You workin' that hat! Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, released by DreamWorks Pictures, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Not me. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. SHREK: Yeah, right. They love me. Donkey opens the door, and Shrek and Fiona look up, puzzled. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. Shrek rips off both drumsticks off the turkey and bites them. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? FIONA: Dad says Im going away for a while. Why? Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . Find Princess Fiona! Fionas father paid you to do this? Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? SHREK: Thank you, gentlemen! LILLIAN: You wouldnt have had anything to do with thiswould you, Harold? Make yourself useful and go keep watch. And he gave you a hard time! And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Head em up! DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. . ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. Right! GODMOTHER: Dont you think youve already messed her life up enough? CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. For you and your true love. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Now heres our chance. Head em up! until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. PUSS: Ha-ha! It is an orange cat, wearing a hat, cape, boots, and brandishing a fencing sword. Le film remporte un . I would think youd be happy for me. Lets go, Shrek! Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. The mouse lands with a thud. I dont know. GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. A dragon roars. Ow! An alarm sounds and red lights flash. They walk out into a clearing. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. Donkey comes running in. A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. Hes gorgeous! FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! FIONA: Him? 7561111-9. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. Im just so darn bored! Just tell me where I can find this ogre. PUSS: Boss! Its for the best. Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. SHREK: (furious) Ohh, Ill kill that cat! The wolf, busy reading a magazine, is annoyed by the interruption. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". What? PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Well be back to pick you up later! Shrek looks at down at his hands and gasps, noticing they are now human hands. The mucus is sparkling blue. VIAF ID. PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Fiona turns to Shrek, who is clearly not enjoying this. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. Donkey solemnly walks out the door and shuts it behind him. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. CEDRIC: That would be the dogs breakfast, Your Majesty. A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. 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Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! A band and choir join in and the music kicks into gear. SHREK: Midnight! 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.". Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. He starts to feel his new body. SHREK Oh, you mean like. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. Oh, get it off! SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. INT. A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. That is, assuming you dont eat your own young! SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. Maximum strength. The maidens start puckering their lips and Shrek backs away. You got a puppy? GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. Recently Changed Pages. The crowd gasps. Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta? Shrek and Puss laugh. She continues to pull out books and toss them. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. [laughs] Dad. But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. JEROME: (whispers) Of course. Ill be your true love! no2004055143. Harold leaps in front of Shrek and gets hit by the wand's zap as a horrible sacrifice to the kingdom! Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. Uh excuse me. With an annoyed look on his face, Donkey follows them. Look whos telling who to lighten up! For five minutes. Im blind! Scorching desert! The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. SHREK: Thats OK, buddy. LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. FIONA: OhuhFairy Godmother, furnitureId like you to meet my husband, Shrek. There you are. The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. Look at the pony! PAGE: uhPrince Charming. EXT. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. They continue to dodge the arrows as they climb over various wooden machinery. Follow the pretty pony! I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. A knight runs up to Shrek with pepper shaker and sprays it into his eyes. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. Identifiers. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. All I got in my room was shampoo. The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. This script is a transcript . DONKEY: Hey! HAROLD: Uh, nothing! CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. DONKEY: Oh, God! More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. Coming! Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. Here we are. GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! When did this happen? Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. Oh No! DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! Or how about a game of Parcheesi? They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. HAROLD: I mean, It wasnt my fault. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . Will you honor me with a dance? Id give anything to have him back. / Your troubles will soon be gone! Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice are using the Magic Mirror as a TV. SHREK: Tell Princess Fiona her husband, Sir Shrek, is here to see her. A sign reads "200 miles to Away". SHREK: There it is, Mongo! Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. I aint purring. Is he really that good-looking? The mice start moving their canes around, unaware that the plate of chicken wings is right next to them. A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. DONKEY: Except for you. Thumbelina? Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. GODMOTHER: Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / Lipstick liners, shadows blush / To get that prince with the sexy tush / Lucky day, hunk buffet / You and your prince take a roll in the hay / You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to the tune. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. Head em up! 1 reference. Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. It's been years! She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. Fiona, is this what you want? I was doing it only for my family. Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. GODMOTHER: Lets see. So are Shrek and Fiona, who are both now ogres. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. Harold and Lillian follow her. Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. Harold looks distracted. And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing! Very good, then. The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! The book opens and a voice begins reading its . SHREK: Ah thats okay. Isnt it all wonderful! SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. HAROLD: Sorry! But not the way I feel about you. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. Mongo is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him. Puss climbs up the shelves and stops at a glowing green vial. Im going to go out and find him. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. 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