Get out! Also, he won't shoot any police officers when getting a wanted level, he will simply flip them off and taunt them with insults (e.g. (Indian clerks, during a robbery in online mode), I'm doing my best! They manage to get fight off the Vagos while initially trying to get back to Lamar's compound. Great, Why don't you get us some transport? When in a car with a wanted level, he will simply stick the middle finger up at cops instead of shooting back, similar to what he does when he is not in a vehicle. (when entering the store), Let me know if I can improve your shopping experience for you. Some of my pieces have been in magazines. (on the megaphone), What an asshole. (when suggesting a private dance), You look like you need a dance honey. I'm going as fast as I can! I mean, come on, SMILE! Why me?! They steal three jet skis and ride out into the open sea, putting distance between them and the cops. Lamar calls Franklin saying that he was "right about Stretch", and that he will need to lay low for a while. (when threatened with a firearm), Please take whatever you want, just don't hurt me! Oh, come on! I do oil on canvas, you know? But you should be working in Burger Shot! (when asking Trevor for a private dance), Trevor! At least this is what they told me. Now! You look ridiculous in that uniform. Now! What can the best mechanic in LS do for you? Lamar Roasts Franklin in Real Life (GTA V Real Actors) Neftanger 40.3K subscribers Subscribe 709K 12M views 2 years ago Real Grand Theft Auto V actors Slink Johnson (Lamar Davis) and Shawn. I know! Man, what's made your motherfucking malfunction? Yes, police? Main affiliation (when suggesting a private dance), Hey, baby, want a private dance? Grand Theft Auto V:Micro SMGPistolAssault RifleSMGPump ShotgunGrand Theft Auto Online:Combat Pistol[2]Mini SMG [2]Assault Rifle [3]Switchblade [2]Player's choice [2] Pull over now! Do any of you ladies like wearing clownface? (engaging in a fight). So, You want to grab a drink or something? All they think of is profit, profit, profit. Once the area is cleared, Franklin and Lamar start driving the van back into the city. It's revolting. "She was full of life to love," Strange said. That's a big-ass pile of shit. More Vagos arrive in weaponized Technicals, and the two escape and fight them off using the mounted minigun on the Technical while being chased by Vagos in Mananas and Buzzard Attack Choppers. We recognize you bitches. Stop pretending to be crazy. With our Lamar Davis soundboard, you'll have access to some of Lamar's most memorable quotes from the game. (fighting Davis Neighborhood Families), FAMILIES! Why don't you grab us a car then? Please enter a valid email and try again. Impressed, Lamar instantly volunteers to help Franklin, who picks up Lamar and takes him to the Grand Banks Steel Foundry, where Haines and Weston were told that the gold from a recent heist that Franklin took part in was located, in order to lure their forces there to take them out. We will go on a journey, a journey of scooters! Everything I "learned" in 6 months can be done within a couple of weeks on youtube, and that's being generous. Is it true you share girls around? (after the player refuses a private dance), We should go to the back! Stop. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Lamar animated GIFs to your conversations. The voice actor for Lamar Davis (GTAV) is exactly what you expect in real life. Include ? Slink Johnson, Aunt LamarLeroySlimFranklin's buddy[1]Uncle Lamar, MuggerLS Car MeetImaniF. Is this a good time? (Creepy pick-up line), Ballas & dollaz, you get all four corners, girl. HeyAren't you cool? I feel bad for you You're completely lost. Eagle 10 here. It's a brand new dawn for the leaf, man. This one is bad for you! That's all I ask. The game then switches over . Asshole is on [road/highway], turning [direction turned]. THAT'S NOT SO BAD! Well that's an interesting way of saying things! if you need to know where something is, just ask! Franklin calls Lamar, talking to him on speaker. (Indian clerks, when entering), Shoplifters will be prosecuted! (to Franklin only), Eh, Franklin what's good? (when greeting Trevor after the mission Hang Ten), No guns allowed! If the targeted player is in a vehicle, the player will simply be pulled out and knocked unconscious. Even your conspiracy theories suck, amigo. (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home), I want you to come home to my place, sexy. Place of birth Franklin leaves with Devin, and Lamar discusses the possibility of working together. We'll find you asshole! You're right, Trevor. You have feet in your shoes. Mom, Dad, you want in on this? You don't wanna miss and make me come after you! Just trying to find some internal peace, Michael. I hate how Rockstar games did him dirty. (when the player watches an OC Balla too long), You Families scouts are so obvious! (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home), Wanna go private, honey? Hey, where are you going? Ain't nobody gotta know it was us. Come on. Stop! During cutscenes, Lamar is noticeably taller than Franklin, but upon transitioning to gameplay, he appears to be slightly shorter than Franklin. I've had enough of you! Listen here! Vehicle(s) Hello, police?! Lamar and Franklin both went to Davis High School when they were teenagers, eventually, the two became involved with . (Pick-up line), Come put that lipstick on my dickstick, beyitch! Dispatch, suspect's vehicle in a collision! He is also good friends with Trevor Phillips. (during a private dance), Mmm, I feel all sweaty! (during a private dance), Just one more dance? No money for you! Warning: This soundboard may contain objectionable content, and is Not Safe For Work (NSFW). My husband's a murderer. (Look, how disgusting! (When entering the store as Trevor), Now, you're the apocalypse I worry about, friend! He instantly tries to promote his product to Dre, in which Dre is uninterested, with much annoyance telling Lamar to stop, with Franklin also butting in to tell Lamar they have more important things to handle. I don't want to die! Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. The Almighty forgives, the Lost MC don't! 2500 N State St, Jackson, MS 39216 (601) 984-5210. Mira que asqueroso! At least back home you didn't get attitude from the fucking other drivers. And moan and complain and choke! Fine as a motherfucka'! I often wonder why you never got married, then I remember your personality. Divert your course or you will be shot down! Cops are coming! Fuckin' pathetic! (when asking Franklin for a private dance), Hey Mike! Lamar Davis (when asking Franklin for a private dance), Franklin, honey! "Well, I'll be," said the trooper who pulled over State Police Colonel Lamar Davis. Yeah, YOU! Get out! I'm tough kid, I've been through the struggle! Gender As they were talking, Franklin suddenly sees a lot of Vagos coming towards them in Primo Customs and warns him about it. Weapons (when entering the store), I'll be here if you really need me. (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families in gunfight), Come get the Family beatdown! (after the protagonist agrees to have a private dance), Come on, this way, don't be shy. Better than what you came in, that's for sure! You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. (after the player refuses a private dance), Okay baby, when you're ready. I mean, the world has had enough of you. (If wanted or Michael angry), Aaahhh Fuck! N----, I'm on n----! You're an embarrassment even to your loser of a father! Taxi, here! Before Franklin is about to smoke, Lamar refers to Tanisha getting annoyed if he gets high, implying that they are married. And I don't mean just your arms. (when entering the store), Oh great, a customer. Okay, you are right. Uh! You really stink, its not an insult! He is also one of the two playable characters, along with Franklin, of the Short Trips mission series and the Double Down Adversary Modes, included as part of The Contract update. Nice name badge! Dispatch, suspect is on foot! (Indian clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode), I got something for you alright! Though reluctant to do so, Lamar lets Trevor accompany him and Franklin to a drug deal. (fighting OC Balla), Bitch-ass ni**a. I figured he would be. Email. SoDEPRESSING! (Indian clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), Shit! (If the driver is killed). (Chinese clerks, if the player has pulled out a gun in story mode), Enough! The two weave through traffic on the Great Ocean Highway before making a sharp right turn, heading uphill through Del Perro. How much did Lamar Davis weigh when playing? But I bet you're probably used to looking ridiculous. Franklin then mentions that he needs to get home to Tanisha, and after a short banter with Lamar offering Franklin an "internship" at LD Organics, Franklin walks down the road in style. Don't do anything stupid! Mendoza's been fuckin' hit! (Chinese clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), You bring trouble! Adolescence hasn't been so kind to you, has it? (when entering the store as Michael), That's good for family events! Just great, my feckless, faithless husband. Wow! 2/11/21 video of LSP Col. Lamar Davis reassuring Louisiana citizens that "LSP is out there doing the right thing." It's now fair game to ask if Col. Davis is a complete, 100% T-total fraud! This is Mrs. Ananda. Just don't kill me, Trevor. LinkedIn is the world's largest business network, helping professionals like Lamar Davis discover inside connections to recommended job . Call the police and tell 'em to bring out the bodybags. You can drop me off or we can keep hanging out. They plan another big score and discover new enemies, crew members, and friends along the way. Looks like somebody had a little too much incest last night. We trust everyone has had a good April Fools day. We already exposed in a feature earlier this week where attorney Michael DuBos lambasted the living daylights out of him. As Franklin and Lamar managed to shoot down the rest of the Vagos and took back the keys to the truck, they returned to the truck with Lamar even thinking of smoking his stock before leaving the premise, only for the truck to be destroyed due to the gunfire it has sustained along the way, right in front of the both of them. (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving), I will tell you again! (when asking Michael for a private dance), Hey Trev, let me show your crazy ass a good time. (when asking Franklin for a private dance), Follow Infernus. I know you! (Insulting male hipster). After an eventful weekend dealing with an attempted coup by the Bots, we are happy to announce that order has been restored and the binary "monobook-like" theme has been removed. This is the LSPD! But you never wanna hear someone else's opinion, do you!? Pretty please? Lamar is a secondary character who appears in GTA V and GTA Online. (when buying a gun or piece of armor), Holy shit! Oh great, a stinky crazy person. You have brains in your head. during the firefight in, When hanging out with him, Lamar will not draw a weapon when the player does. You cause trouble! Hi, uh we don't do butterflies on the ankle! Eh, relax homie. From his hilarious insults to his witty comebacks, you'll be able to relive some of your favorite moments from GTA 5. Reverse course now. (when bumped into), You clearly have no penis. I mean, it don't look like a lot of fun! The targeted player will be knocked unconscious by the Mugger and will have up to $10,000 stolen (dependent on rank of victim). Slink is a regular on the A.D.D channel on YouTube. Get some help, its pathetic! He is affiliated with University of Mississippi Medical Center. You got to speculate to accumulate. (if the protagonist brandishes a gun), Hey, hey, hey; no firearms. (When Franklin or Trevor enters the Ballas territory), Get your bitch-ass out of here (When Franklin or Trevor enters the Ballas territory), Me and you gonna need a doctor, buddy (fighting OC Balla), You's a stupid-ass bitch! Both constantly criticize and accuse their respective protagonists of selling out and leaving them and the neighborhood behind. We trust everyone has had a good April Fools day. (when asking for a private dance), You look like you want a private dance. 2013 Please be aware that any inappropriate language will be blocked and not displayed on the soundboard. Yeah, look, man, I'm gonna leave you for the ambulance, a'ight? Nice name . Grand Theft Auto V Dialogue Wikia is a FANDOM Games Community. (when entering the store), Welcome to Suburban. Had Trevor not been there to uncover the possible rip-off, Lamar would've ended up buying a brick of drywall. After Completing all Lowrider missions in order. Come with me to the back. It is the seventh main entry in the series, and the fifteenth instalment overall. Next time, you'll listen. NEW VERSION - https://youtu.be/RZr0CYaqOxM See ALL of Lamar's appearances from GTA V, and Online. By choosing I Accept, you consent to our use of cookies and other tracking technologies. (in a more aggressive tone, if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told to), What part of stop don't you understand?! Warning includes adult language. Reporting 1183! Not as bad as you but still in the "scammed by Everest" boat. Along the way they encounter the rest of the Vagos hitsquad, while the van starts burning in the sun's heat, causing both of them to get high while driving. So, well - it's OK when I jerk off my buddies! Great! You make me a big fan of euthanasia. Slink Johnson (Lamar) and Shawn Fonteno (Franklin) reprise their roles for the GTA 5 scene where Lamar roasts Franklin's dog-ass/yee-yee ass . Need you more than I want to. (when entering). Franklin advises him to remain civilized, stay out of trouble and leave the routine gangbanging lifestyle and get some legitimate work, though they both agree that Stretch had sold out to the Ballas while in prison and likely set up the deal to kill Lamar as a sign of loyalty to his new crew. Published on: Sep 1, 2021, 4:10 PM PDT. Despite only appearing in the game's first mission, "Prologue . When was Lamar Davis born? Look at my eyes, n----. They gotta put up an animal crossing sign. Poor little Jimmy - I bet that blubber has shrunk your cock. You and your friends want to fight? (when asking for another private dance), Come on, follow my sweet ass! (Chinese clerks, during a robbery in online mode), Okay! Fonteno and Johnson join B1 battle droids, some guy and his roommate, Minecraft characters, the Ace Attorney series, and, my personal favorite, a couple of Formula One drivers at Yas Marina Circuit, as reenactors in just the past week. I SAID: "What's your problem, fatso?!" This is air support, we've lost the suspect. (Spanish clerks, armed while the protagonist commits a robbery), Take it easy! Have a seat, I will take care of you, honey. To know everything is to forgive everything, Michael. You depressing, old prune. You're depressing me. Don't try being wise, punk! Is Lamar Davis in the Hall of Fame? I was just about to leave! Lamar Davis has not . Oops. When they reached the warehouse, Lamar realized that the warehouse was getting raided by the Vagos and both fight to get the truck back. I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear! Chop also helped fight some of the Vagos by biting one of them and leading the two to enter the warehouse. What's wrong? newsletter, Niantic is giving Monster Hunter the Pokmon Go treatment, Monster Hunter Now offers real-world hunting action within a familiar framework, Hogwarts Legacys biggest omission, Quidditch, gets a new stand-alone game, WB Games latest offering didnt have it, so heres Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions, Sign up for the View Lamar Davis' professional profile on LinkedIn. I repeat, suspect is on foot! You, my friend have found your level in life You've joined a society of morons called the police force! He also seems to be close to his mother because he has "Mom" tattooed on the right side of his neck. (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home), Hi there lover! Contact. My husband was just outsourced! Did you at least get to fuck a Latina bitch or some busted ass dog smellin white bitch? I can just kill you and make up a reason later! Franklin Clinton: Yeah, whatever, homie. But you ain't objects, you're people. Not in my store! We're losing him! Ah, just in case I wasn't having enough fun already! Franklin was now about to deliver the c. I give you what you want! Even more surprising is how did you stay single? Oh, you better have a real good reason to be in here! Franklin Clinton: Yeah, and all this shit paid for with bad credit. I lost ~$7000. Do you forgive me, Amanda? (when asking for another private dance), Alright, any time you want it come see me baby. (Indian clerks, when pointing a shotgun at player in story mode), I will NOT be a victim! Man, I need to get some healthy food in this damn house. (when buying an item from the shop), Great choice. (if you refuse to stop the vehicle when being told to), Son of a bitch! Attention aircraft, this airspace is prohibited. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! But the benefits don't end there. I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself! No matter how many times Trevor insults her, she won't respond to Trevor's.). (when entering the store), There you go. (if the player refuses to stop the vehicle and keeps driving). (on the megaphone), You are breaking the law! Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Who are the coffee grinders? Poor people are all the same. (if the player doesn't have enough money), You like this fat ass? Listen, I want to speak- Hello? I need something to talk to my shrink about! Lamar and Franklin both attended Davis High School together when they were teenagers. Oh please, just take a bath, will you? Stretch kills D, and the trio shoot their way out of the building together, making a run for it to escape from the oncoming police. Trust me. Should Franklin follow Lamar, Franklin figures out the whole thing was a set-up by Stretch in an attempt to get rid of Lamar. The deal turns out to be yet another set up, however, and Lamar is kidnapped by the Ballas. You look like dicks! You totally destroyed the world. He also does cameos. What did I ever do to you?! (Spanish clerks, if the player goes behind the counter or in the back room), Screw you, big shot! You should see a doctor for that shit. Stop now! (if you refuse to pull over/stop the vehicle when being told to), Stop the vehicle NOW! 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